Welcome

                           Welcome

                    Welcome to the Holy Spirit Hospital. 
   We accept you whether you are crippled, blind, deaf, sick, oppressed, abused, lonely, tormented or just plain lost.
   We'll even accept you if you're dead. Here the dead are raised to life in Christ Jesus.
   We specialize in body part healing or replacement as Doctor Jesus sees fit. Heart and mind replacements are our specialty here at God's healing and health center.
   The Great Physician is in residence and is prepared for the toughest cases. With Him all things are possible.
   From a bloody nose to a broken heart, from the pain ridden to the backslidden, welcome to the Holy spirit Hospital.
   If you're already healed, healthy and made whole by the Healer of Heaven, you are requested to join in prayer, praise and worship in the chapel with us. 
   Here at Holy Spirit Hospital, there are no charges. The debt has been already paid by the great Physician Himself.  

Have a nice day,     
  

"A Merry Heart Does Good Like A Medicine"

  
               A Merry Heart Does Good Like  A Medicine

Whadya mean I'm not in shape?  I am in shape. Round is a shape.

If God intended me to touch my toes, they'd be on my knees. 

How do you make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

First grader home from religion class. "Guess what mommy, St. Francis was a sissy."

A diplomatic husband says to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older."

Adm and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked his meals.

In Bible school, the children were asked, "What did Jesus say right after He rose from the grave? 
One little girl says "I know what He said." The  teacher was shocked.  "Tell us sweetheart."  The little girl replied 
                  "Jesus said, "Tah Dah!"

Need a Laugh?

                                           

                         Need A Laugh?

   A young pastor inspecting his church found the steeple needed painting. When half through he found he might be short of paint so he thinned it and was able to barely finish the job.
   As he stood back to admire his work, a bolt of lightning from the clear sky landed nearby. With fear and trembling, he said, "God is that you?" 
   A loud voice replied,  "My son, REPAINT and THIN no more." 

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

I'm really good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Two goldfish in a tank, one asks "Do you know how to steer this thing?"

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They were his 'Watch Dogs.'

A guy and his girl friend were running in sync on a treadmill. 
The guy trips and wouldn't you know it, he ran off with his girlfriend. 

                               


        
                      Computer Wiz Psalm

   The Lord is my programmer. I shall not crash. 
His software is on the hard disk of my heart.
   His commandments are user friendly.

He directs me to make right choices for His name's sake.
   Even though I shall scroll through the problems of life,
I'll fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
   
   His passwords protect me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
   His help is only a keystroke away.

   Surely goodness and mercy will follow me
all the days of my life.
   For He has caused my file to merge with His
and be saved forever.
   


          

Going Through Trials?

   "There has no temptation (Trial) that has come upon you but that which is common to man; (because of Adam's sin, bringing in corruption) but God wills, that in spite of the trial (from satan, which tests your faith) to make a way of escape (Hope) that you may be able to bear it."

   The Lord's prayer reads, "Lead me not into temptation.." It is easy to think God CAN lead us into temptation because here we're asking Him not to. 
   However God is Love and He CANNOT sin. His Word declares "God cannot be tempted of evil, neither does He tempt any man to commit evil."

   It isn't easy standing up to attacks against your character, your integrity, your heath and your peace of mind just to name a few.
Yet God's Word is true. "He is Faithful Who called you Who will also keep His Word to you." Why? Because He watches over His Word to perform (keep) it.
   What Word? Oh my, His 3000 plus promises He makes to all believers in Christ. Such as Psalms 34:4 "I sought the Lord and He heard me and delivered me from ALL my fears." 

   Staying in His Word and meditating on it produces 2 Timothy 1:7 "For God has not given us a spirit of fear; but of  power, and of love, and of a sound mind."
   
   Need comfort in your troubles?  This will surely help if you'll take God at His Word and believe it. Psalms 34:6 "This poor man cried and the Lord heard him, and delivered him out of ALL his troubles,"
Psalms 34:19 "Many are the afflictions of the Righteous but the Lord delivers him out of them ALL." 

   Trust God Who Loves you, Who not only will comfort you in your trial but Who will deliver you from "The hand of your enemies and all them that hate you (demonic forces)."

Don't Miss Your Mark.

   If a person shoots an arrow at a target and misses it by one inch, they may as well turn around and shoot it in the opposite direction.

  To miss it by one inch is the same as missing it by a mile. However this is exactly what the devil wants people to do. 

   Let's set the record straight. Do you want to go to Heaven and enjoy life forever or would you want to burn in Hades forever?        Place your hand on a red hot burner and if you like that, then you would love your whole body burning in fervent heat and torture forever.

   Any sane person would not choose hell over Heaven. So wouldn't the logical sane thing be to, "Seek the Lord while He may be found?" 
   Any one who asks God to save them will be shown "The Door To Himself (Jesus)"  There is only ONE door to God, there is no other. 

   JESUS CHRIST IS "THE DOOR" TO GOD. There is no other way, path or medium  that can be taken that will reach God. 
Jesus is not only "The Door" but He is also "The Way" the Only Way to God. 

   God not only began all creation BY Jesus (John 1:1-3)  but also FOR Him. God gave Jesus the honor of being Creator and Savior but also being 'Everything in between.' He is "Our All in ALL, filling all things (He desires) with Himself."
   
     

   Jesus and God are ONE. Isaiah 45:6 "That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the West, there is none besides Me. I AM the Lord and there is no one else (Who is God)."

   Jesus is "The Way and The Door" to God. God has made Jesus to be man's ONLY "Go Between" for Him. Isaiah 12:24 says "To Jesus the (ONLY) Mediator (Intercessor) of the New Covenant.."
   Jesus was made not only our Savior but also our "Advocate" (Lawyer) for us. Jesus "Ever lives to intercede for His saints., being our Great High Priest."

   If you are going to pray to God make sure your prayers reach Him. Jesus said "Without Me you can do nothing." Be sure to pray to Jesus, not to His heart, His hands or feet, and certainly not to disciples, Mary or angels who were never given power to be intercessors for man. It's simply not in the Bible. Jesus was explicit when He said "You shall have NO other gods before me."

   God is jealous for His Son Jesus and for all who believe in Him. God means it when He says "No one comes to Me except through Jesus." "There in NO OTHER NAME under Heaven given among men whereby you must be saved."  

   This next scripture is awesome. Luke 10:21-22  Jesus said "I thank You Father (God) that You have concealed these things (relating to salvation) from those who think they know and have revealed it unto babes (People who are humble enough to realize they need salvation and don't know how to find it.) 
   
vs. 22 "ALL things (POWER, HONOR and GLORY) are given unto Me by My Father and no man knows who the Son is, except the Father; and who the Father is, except Me and he to whom the Son will reveal Him." 

   When asked how to pray, Jesus said pray to the Father "Our Father Who art in Heaven.." NOT to disciples, Mary, saints or angels. 

   God has exalted Jesus ABOVE EVERY NAME  BOTH IN HEAVEN AND IN EARTH.  Honor Jesus and no one else and God will bless you beyond all you can ask or think or even imagine.
Praise the Lord God Almighty.