"A Merry Heart Does Good Like A Medicine"

  
               A Merry Heart Does Good Like  A Medicine

Whadya mean I'm not in shape?  I am in shape. Round is a shape.

If God intended me to touch my toes, they'd be on my knees. 

How do you make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

First grader home from religion class. "Guess what mommy, St. Francis was a sissy."

A diplomatic husband says to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older."

Adm and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked his meals.

In Bible school, the children were asked, "What did Jesus say right after He rose from the grave? 
One little girl says "I know what He said." The  teacher was shocked.  "Tell us sweetheart."  The little girl replied 
                  "Jesus said, "Tah Dah!"